Thursday, October 27, 2005

Getting old too quickly


As I get older, I've come to realise that people lie to you about what happens as the years tick by. Well I suppose it's less lying than not letting on what's going to occur.

Gripe no. 1 - I do not expect to wake up at 5am desperate for a piss, this isn't supposed to happen until you're 50ish is it?

Gripe no.2 - When I go to bed at night perfectly fit and healthy, I do not expect to get up with a bit of a sore back.

Gripe no.3 - When I go out for the evening, I do not expect to be flagging at 11.00pm

Gripe no.4 - When I go out for the evening, I do not expect to think - 'oo it'd be quite nice to watch Casualty in my pants'

Gripe no.5 - When did I start to think that bars are a 'bit noisy'

I'm 32 I feel cheated.

5 comments:

Kayfer Kettle said...

Every time I sit in a chair, I go 'Aaaah'.

Every time I get out of one, I go 'Oooh'. Creaking and snapping noises accompany this.

Does this mean I am on the brink of keeping cats?

K x

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