Thursday, October 27, 2005
Getting old too quickly
As I get older, I've come to realise that people lie to you about what happens as the years tick by. Well I suppose it's less lying than not letting on what's going to occur.
Gripe no. 1 - I do not expect to wake up at 5am desperate for a piss, this isn't supposed to happen until you're 50ish is it?
Gripe no.2 - When I go to bed at night perfectly fit and healthy, I do not expect to get up with a bit of a sore back.
Gripe no.3 - When I go out for the evening, I do not expect to be flagging at 11.00pm
Gripe no.4 - When I go out for the evening, I do not expect to think - 'oo it'd be quite nice to watch Casualty in my pants'
Gripe no.5 - When did I start to think that bars are a 'bit noisy'
I'm 32 I feel cheated.