The rumoured to be gay, fading TV personlity Graham Norton yesterday awoke and realised he was in fact 43.
In an interview with 'Down with the kids' magazine, Norton said that 'he takes loads of drugs with his coolest friends and they all do as well'. Whilst sniffing furiously he went on to say 'Ecstacy has done wonderful things for me. I go clubbing a lot. Not just a bit, I mean I'm out pretty much every weekend, yes at least two or three times a month and everyones doing 'tabs' it's great, a real conversation piece'
Norton furiously denied reports that he had recently put down a deposit on a 1000cc Harley Davidson motorcycle.