Wooden tabbards

'Jase, Jase'

'Hello mate'

'Look'

'Sorry, I can't hear a fucking thing'

'Look over there'

'What'

'Those blokes, over there'

'Those ones'

'Yeah'

'Why?'

'They've got wooden tabbards on'

'You what'

'Seriously look'

'What are you on about?'

'They bloody have , jesus look so's she'

'They haven't, they're wearing t-shirts'

'Christ, everyone's got one'

'Mate, have a sit down'

'Alright'