Wednesday, February 15, 2006

How dodgy are you?

I'm happy to report that I should have been banged up for 101 years and paid £2,000 in fines. How dodgy are you?


Lucy said...

You are seriously scary.
I only got 12 years, for nicking a a bit of tat when I was 13

Six Years Late said...

Very innocent Lucy, one of the girls here only got 5 years which I couldn't believe.

Six Years Late said...

Oh I forgot to add that I also could have faced the death penalty.

The Great Gildersleeve said...

Depends if you are happy to know that you got away with it or that you reached such a milestone ;-)

We don't want you to get the death penalty otherwise we would miss your take on the world...

Span Ows said...

WOW..87.5 years and GBP9,500 in fines...hmmm I feel let down...:-)

David Citizen of the world said...

132 Years. £9500 fine. Maybe the death penalty. I'm b b b b bad to the bone apparently.

Gavin Corder said...

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £5000

How crap are questions like
"Ever eaten a mince pie on Christmas Day?"

Gavin Corder said... can I get more years in prison than Span and less fine?

Kayfer Kettle said...

Ok so I should be serving 61 years in prison and have coughed up £7,000 in fines.

What a little shit I am!

K x

flyingfinn said...

I'm done for.

Years in prison: 23.5 Potential fine: £7500

David Citizen of the world said...

Kate and Finn - you're a pair of right little do-gooders.

Can I stick this on the BBC News board please Crispin ?

m-and-n said...

Well I am now slightly dogier in the eyes of my employer since you tried to redirect me to a site that contained sexual material! Ta very much.

Six Years Late said...

Really. I can't find anything.

Anonymous said...

i am dodgy. not as bad as david though.

By 1 year. I am ashamed.

Still, at least they didn't ask about the nasty stuff eh?


Your freind, Doctor Skum.

David Citizen of the world said...

They pulled the whole thread because it was off topic so I didn't get a chance to gloat. Or even goat.

flyingfinn said...

I'm glad I don't live in Indonesia.;-)

IsobelMagsBuchan said...

I knew I was an angel in disguise:-) 12.5 years in prison but I could have suffered the death penalty!

Les Paul Junior said...

I got 22.5 years and a £2000 fine.

This applies only to the things you've actually done. What about the things you've wanted to do but didn't have the bottle. I would definitely be a "lifer" by now!!!!!

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