Wednesday, February 15, 2006

How dodgy are you?

I'm happy to report that I should have been banged up for 101 years and paid £2,000 in fines. How dodgy are you?

22 comments:

Lucy said...

You are seriously scary.
I only got 12 years, for nicking a a bit of tat when I was 13

Six Years Late said...

Very innocent Lucy, one of the girls here only got 5 years which I couldn't believe.

Six Years Late said...

Oh I forgot to add that I also could have faced the death penalty.

The Great Gildersleeve said...

Depends if you are happy to know that you got away with it or that you reached such a milestone ;-)

We don't want you to get the death penalty otherwise we would miss your take on the world...

Span Ows said...

WOW..87.5 years and GBP9,500 in fines...hmmm I feel let down...:-)

David Citizen of the world said...

132 Years. £9500 fine. Maybe the death penalty. I'm b b b b bad to the bone apparently.

Gavin Corder said...

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £5000

How crap are questions like
"Ever eaten a mince pie on Christmas Day?"

Gavin Corder said...

Actually...how can I get more years in prison than Span and less fine?

Kayfer Kettle said...

Ok so I should be serving 61 years in prison and have coughed up £7,000 in fines.

What a little shit I am!

K x

flyingfinn said...

I'm done for.

Years in prison: 23.5 Potential fine: £7500

David Citizen of the world said...

Kate and Finn - you're a pair of right little do-gooders.


Can I stick this on the BBC News board please Crispin ?

m-and-n said...

Well I am now slightly dogier in the eyes of my employer since you tried to redirect me to a site that contained sexual material! Ta very much.

Six Years Late said...

Really. I can't find anything.

Anonymous said...

i am dodgy. not as bad as david though.


By 1 year. I am ashamed.


Still, at least they didn't ask about the nasty stuff eh?


Love


Your freind, Doctor Skum.

David Citizen of the world said...

They pulled the whole thread because it was off topic so I didn't get a chance to gloat. Or even goat.

flyingfinn said...

I'm glad I don't live in Indonesia.;-)

IsobelMagsBuchan said...

I knew I was an angel in disguise:-) 12.5 years in prison but I could have suffered the death penalty!

Les Paul Junior said...

I got 22.5 years and a £2000 fine.

This applies only to the things you've actually done. What about the things you've wanted to do but didn't have the bottle. I would definitely be a "lifer" by now!!!!!

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